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Denver, Colorado, United States
I'm a Vietnam Vet, Retired Mainframe Programmer, Retired College Adjunct Teacher, Published Author, Adult Boy Scout Leader, Republican, Jewish, married with two magnificent grown kids.

Information that you cannot live without

With all of the travails going on today, I'm glad that we can keep track of the TRULY important items:

1. Britney Spears made Mr. Blackwells Worst Dressed list.
2. A girl got Bird Flu after kissing her chicken!
3. Tony Blair spanks his kids
4. Jack Abramoff buys his hats in Brooklyn
5. A dad in Australia got stuck in his sisters washing machine
6. Science has figured out how bees fly - using, among other things, a robot Bee
7. Cindy Sheehan is writing her memoirs. Think she's using crayolas and a Big Chief Tablet?
8. The Great metropolis of Ouidah, Benin is celebrating Voodoo Day
9. Levi Strauss is making Ipod ready

10. Oh yeah - Iran is resuming work on building nukes