Lets think about the war

We all know something about our Muslim Brethren. I propose that  we use that knowledge to make the war much more palatable. 

1. We hold Moslem hostages for ransom. We all know that all of their families are oil-rich? Lets fund the war by holding their kiddies for ... say .... $1,000,000 each.

2. If the families refuse to pay - we return the kids in Lovely Pigskin body-bags.

3. Instead of dropping expensive munitions, we use C130's set up as tankers and drop Pork Fat.

See - Simple!