Some appropriate uses for the UN Building

1. vacant lot
2. Home for all of the "Squeegee Men" in NYC
3. Club house for all of the Kennedy Kids
4. Worlds larget Wal-mart
5. Movie set for the next Godzilla movie
6. Target practice for the US Army field artillary
7. Target practice for the US Air Force
8. Urban Warfare center
9. Brothel
10. DNC World Headquarters
11. Host for the next "International Slingshot Window Breaking" championship
12. Home for the League of Nations
13. Turn it on its side and use it for a cruise ship

Any more ideas?

note: extra credit for any of my students who have suggetions