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10) In Iraq, "fries with that" is the answer to the question "what does a soldier do with a flamethrower?".
9) Camels smell better and make more sense than anti-war protesters.
8) During any given exam, answering "empty the clip" will always get you at least partial credit.
7) Full credit for adding "...and then reload".
6) Sometimes you're actually ENCOURAGED to crash your Hummer into things.
5) MREs are tastier, cheaper, and more filling than Ramen noodles.
4) You can drink fancy bottled water without exuding that snooty and slightly effeminate Ivy-league frat-boy air.
3) Blowing s*** up gets you a medal, not double secret probation.
2) You're over 6000 miles away from John Kerry.
1) They actually PAY you to blow s*** up.
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